A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says

Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her boyfriend asks,

“What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?

The blonde replies,

“According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster

 

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table. He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile,

“First of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won’t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let’s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and… put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?”

Related Posts

Why Squatting Over the Toilet Might Not Be as Healthy as You Think

When nature calls, we all want to answer it as quickly and discreetly as possible, especially in public restrooms. But did you know that squatting over the…

After high school students began chanting “USA” during sporting events, parents received a letter warning the teens to stop saying the phrase. However, as soon as they read the note, the patriotic students responded in a way that would not only make our Forefathers proud but had school officials rethinking their position. How do you feel about this?

Note: we are republishing this story, which originally made the news in September 2017. A California high school stirred up controversy after students were told not to…

An Monster Blackhead in Ear

Monster Blackhead in Ear Watch video below          

I Found this in the yard. Probably the neighbor’s. Anyone know what it is and what it’s used for?

Hedge apples, scientifically known as Maclura pomifera, are distinctive fruits native to parts of North America. These remarkable fruits, often referred to as Osage oranges, are roughly…

Watch: Fatal moment Boeing 737 crashes into a house and erupts into a fireball, killing Spanish pilot and injuring multiple others

Swiftair crashed on Žirnių Street in Liepkalnis, a suburban area near the airport, colliding with a two-story residential building. The crash caused significant destruction, leading to a…

Why you should NOT wear underwear at night

If you have spent years wearing underwear all day and all night, then you might want to hear some of the benefits of ditching the knickers. After…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *