Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce.

Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce.You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce.In court they bring in baby bear.

The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he’d like to live with?“
Well not papa bear he beats me,” says baby bear.“So mama bear?”asks the Judge.

“Oh no she beats me even worse than papa bear,” says baby bear.“So who would you like to live with?”the Judge asks curiously.“My grandma bear in Chicago.” says baby bear.“Your grandma bear doesn’t beat you?” asks the Judge?“Oh no the Chicago Bears don’t beat anyon

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